Boobies Demotivational Poster
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.
NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME - Because boobies, bacon and beer start with 'B'.
AIRPORT SECURITY - They're going to grope you anyway. You might as well hide something epic in there!
Growing Up -
BOOBIES AND BACON - That is all.
GREYBEARDS - Always appreciating the finer things that life has to offer.